Hilarious Bridezilla Bridal Contract!

Can you believe this??? I found this bridesmaid contract and just had to share!!! "Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I'd like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure there aren't any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride! Thanks a bunch! Love ya! _____ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer. _____ I will not change my hair color without first consulting Katie and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration. _____ I will use Sally Hansen's Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program every day for the 4 months before the wedding day. _____ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid. (to be continued)